i mean i’d just like to believe hamlet wasn’t a complete jackweed pre-play
listen. finding out that his mom is high key fucking his uncle just changed his brain chemistry forever and just flipped the bastard switch to “yes”. there is no other explanation for why ophelia fucked him and why horatio was willing to literally kill himself over princely dick. that is the only way i can rationalize it
hamlet: what’s POPPINNNG??? ….UEUUUUUUEEERGNAH…..!!!….
horatio and ophelia: he’s fucking around right? he has to be fucking around-
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